Do You Deserve to Be Raptured?

Dear Dan,
What. I’m only the 20th commenter.
Oh, hell, that means everyone on Xanga’s been raptured and…….

I’m left behind……..

Noooooooooooooooooo

As for predictions of rapturous events, I wonder if anyone’s read their Bible lately. Last time I looked it stated:

2 Peter 3:10
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

Mark 13:32
But of that day and [that] hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.

Michael F.  Nyiri, poet, philosopher, fool