1. Los Angeles meetup.
2. San Diego meetup.
3. Meet my geographically distant Xanga friends. (I can think of two in Ohio, one in Virginia, and one in Texas.)
4. Troll DivaJyoti in person and post the video online.
5. Meet Turnthepaige, beat her in a debate and make her cry.
6. Dance on DearRicky’s grave.
7. Find out who Nikbv, Musterion99, and QuantumStorm really are.