Signs I Might Be Gay

Signs I Might Be Gay

Recently it was suggested I might be gay.

So I thought it might be helpful to discuss my gayness.

1.  I have posted photos of firemen with their shirts off.

2.  I have been known to send gay messages back to guys who constantly troll me with nasty messages about how much they hate me.

3.  I show the boobs of women on my site which is a sign that I am really covering up being gay.  Here is the link:  Link

4.  I sometimes get my eyebrows waxed.

5.  I dry clean my clothes.

6.  I spend at least $300-400 a year on underwear and t-shirts.

7.  My wife never says anything about me posting photos of women with their boobs on my website but I post a topless fireman and she asks me “Why are you posting a topless guy on your site?”  This indicates she must suspect something too. 

Am I giving off a gay vibe?